curds-and-wheyface:

“Your actions make you good, not your stuff. Unless that stuff is your cologne. Integrity is important too, but most of all it’s about cologne, trust me. Throw on your sexy jacket and your Cologne of Integrity and walk the streets beard-first, with your head held high. Because cologne makes you a good person. Be a good cologne-wearing man today.”

Hemsworth’s Hugo Boss advert is literally nonsense and we’re all too distracted by how motherfucking attractive he is to even notice.