burdenedwithgloriousnerdiness:

trickerydickerydock:

i-am-diana:

odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?

loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right

odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))

loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!

odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))

loki: Look father, mother taught me how to conjure up twin daggers from nowhere!

odin, slowly backing away from loki: uh…yeah son that’s great…reaalllly good keep it up haha…  :))))))))))))

spoopy-ceetee:

christophoronomicon:

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

bigmouthsparesagain:

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

Cute 🙂

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

I haven’t seen any Thor films so I don’t get why ppl ship Thor/Loki like what is it about them?

mischievousmuse:

I think, at least for me, its all about opposites attracting–fire (ok technically lightening) and ice, light and dark, earnest and mischievous, brains and brawn… 

I mean, you have Thor who is essentially a big, crazy strong, puppy and wants to love and get on with everyone and then there is Loki, the god of mischief himself, who had to compensate for his lack of brawn by being brainy/magic and he has a giant chip on his shoulder for many (sometimes valid) reasons but maybe a weak spot for Thor who still, despite all the shit Loki does, loves him.

Plus, they hot. And touch each other a lot. And the tension. My god.

Awkward self-rec post

amberfox17:

Jumping on the bandwagon as I come out of my tumblr hibernation – I’m ashamed to say I have no new fics but here’s my ‘famous 5′ from the past 🙂

Wild Ambition Fortune’s Ice Prefers

When Thor went storming into Jotunheim he was looking to start a fight, but accidentally winds up a pawn in Odin and Laufey’s plans for a permanent peace between the realms; namely, in exchange for the return of the Casket of Ancient Winters, Laufey is offering his firstborn child Loki, the Aesir-sized sorcerer, in marriage to Thor. Such a momentous decision is not to be taken lightly, so Odin sends Thor to live on Jotunheim – without Mjolnir – for a season with Loki, to get to know his prospective consort and to teach the wilful prince some diplomatic sense. Thor is horrified, his parents are insistent and no-one really knows what Loki is thinking, but he hasn’t stopped smiling…
Or, a jotun AU arranged marriage worldbuilding fic, featuring a confused Thor, a manipulative bastard Loki, Jotunheim politics, a slow burn developing relationship and a motley arrangement of characters from Marvel and myth.

Author’s note: my labour of love – it took me a year to write this novel length fic 🙂 

My Love is Like to Ice and I to Fire

Post-Avengers, Thor brings Loki to face Odin’s decree: he is stripped of his magic and confined to the palace but his true punishment is to be disowned and forced into his jotun form. Thor begins the slow process of trying to repair his relationship with Loki, and along the way discovers five new things about the jotun and one about himself.

Author’s note: not looking for long fic? A short and sweet fic set immediately post-Avengers, long before TDW came out – canon compliant up to that point!

30 Day OTP Porn Fills

Now Complete! Each chapter is a stand-alone fill and will have the relevant prompt (and any warnings) in the beginning notes. Please see Chapter 1 for a masterlist of prompts and and a guide to what is covered in each fill chapter. Fills are either Thor/Loki or Tom Hiddleston/Chris Hemsworth. Nothing but filthy, filthy porn here people!

Author’s note: looking for Victorian AU? Werewolves? Serial killers? Established relationship? First time? Fluff? Kink? Canon based? I covered all of this and damn near everything else I could think of in 30 short PWPs.  In hindsight, I should have posted them seperately, so people could search by tag more easily, but I’ve included  a handy summary of all the fics as the first chapter so you can skip to whatever you’re looking for!

Tempt Not the Deep

Loki invites Thor to accompany him on an adventure; Thor is surprised when the ‘adventure’ turns out to be a visit to a live sex show at The Hidden Pearl brothel on Vanaheim. He is even more surprised when the show turns out to be an illusion of him and Loki having sex. It should have been a horribly traumatic experience, to be forgotten as soon as possible, but Thor cannot forget the sight of Loki moaning in pleasure, of how he looked as he came, of how beautiful he was screaming Thor’s name. Now he can’t look at his brother without thinking terrible things, wicked things that Loki absolutely cannot find out. Luckily, Loki is more than willing to keep taking Thor to The Hidden Pearl. All he needs to do is get it out of his system by having sex with an illusion of Loki. What could possibly go wrong?

Author’s note: my first ever Thorki fic and I still like it 🙂 

Had we but world enough, and time

Hate and love are two sides of the same coin, and only require time for one to turn to the other. And what do gods have, if not time?

Or, a story in three parts, of the past, present and future: how Lævatein was forged, taken and returned, how a relationship can be cracked, shattered and remade, and how Thor lost and found Loki time and time again.

Author’s note: an odd one, this one, as it’s a less popular fic, but it’s more rlevant now perhaps – 3 chapters, looking at Thor’s relationship with Loki in their shared past, the Avengers-time present, and a future reconcilliation (since at that point, I didn’t think the movies would give us one!).