lordzuuko:

Some cute Spider-Man: Homecoming things:

  • “It’s Peter btw.”
    “PARKER.”
  • “Sup, guys! You guys got your pin number?”
  • “Iron Man? What are you doing robbing a bank? You’re a billionaire!”
  • “WHOA! WHAT IS THAT THING?!” torn between fanboying or being scared for his life
  • “Uh, Spider-Man is fighting… the Avengers?”
  • “Can I just please talk to Mr. Stark?” 😦
  • “Hey, Big Bird!”
  • “THIS SUCKS!!!!” when Spidey runs since he can’t use his webs because he’s in the suburbs.
  • “Glowy Thingie”
  • “Good Evening, Peter. Congratulations on completing The Training Wheels Protocol.”
    “Uh… T-Thank you.” 
  • “I put a tracker on someone. He’s a bad guy.”
  • “It’s just the Academic Decathlon. It’s no big deal!”
    “Hey, I get to decide if it’s no big deal…… sounds like it’s no big deal.”
  • “They must have taken me to their Evil Lair!” 
  • “Hey, Suit Lady, I feel bad calling you ‘Suit Lady.’ I need to give you a name, like ‘Liz?’ No, no, NO. God, no, that’s weird.”
  • “WEB GRENADE!!!” 
  • “Bye, Mr. Criminal!”
  • “How long have we been here?” 
    “37 minutes.”
    *absolutely shocked* “37 MINUTES?!!!! THAT’S INSANE!”
  • “It’s called the Baby Monitor.”
  • “DAMMIT.” *squeaky voice*
  • “My friends are up there!”
    *high pitched voice* “WHAT?!!”
    *deep voice* “Uh, don’t worry, Ma’am. Everything’s gonna be okay.”
  • *after some life threatening situation*
    *clears throat* *deep voice* “Hey, hey, how ya doing? I gotcha.”
  • “It was like a Bon Jovi concert!” 
  • INTERROGATION MODE.