randomactsofviolence:

upallnightogetloki:

sharkprncess:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯

🐯

🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

i like how

1. that first lion who i believe is an adolescent male, gets the shit scared out of him when the mongoose initially screams

2. his moms immediately look around at the scream

3. one of his moms comes running over to see if he is ok bc hes startled

4. when she gets to him he leans on her for comfort

5. he kinda almost gets inbetween her and the mongoose like “no mom it’s angry don’t get near it!!” and shes like “let me handle this >:(”

6. shes just as confused by the mongoose as her son is

7. the mongoose screams at her upside-down for a second before it turns around

8. as lion mom #1 starts to get chased off by the mongoose, lion mom #2 starts walking over in the bg like “goddamnit wtf is going on”

9. this fucking mongoose is SO ANGRY that it doesn’t care that, at multiple points in the video, it is surrounded by animals more than twice its size that could easily kill it with a hard enough paw swipe

This mongoose is 100% unfuckwittable and I am so here for it.

I thought this was going to say, like, “good morning everyone, have an absolutely amazing day!” But it was a furious mongoose now I’m going to use that as a greeting.

Hey friend! Nice to see you! Hope you have a furious mongoose!“

sabotabby:

s4wdust:

plantconstellations:

i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk

One of my professors is an extremely famous, well-known painter who has been in galleries since he was a young man in the 80s. He once asked me in class, “Alyssa, what are your dreams and aspirations for the future?”

You should have seen the puzzled look on his face when I described something similar to the post above.

“Why so humble?!” He laughed. “You know you’re talented, right? You could aspire to a lot more than that for sure.”

And I had to take that moment to explain to him that this is what my generation is given, this is how low our standards for happiness have to be. A humble existence, a small piece of the world for ourselves, and comfortable stability are just as out of reach for some of us as fame and reknown was for him in the 80’s. His face went somber immediately.

Millennials are killing the dream industry.