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Tag: avengers
Okay. I’ve realized I could never be in an action movie. Just look at this gif from aou. Look at it. Look at the complete lack of robots. Cap is repeatedly punching the ground. Scarlet witch is pretending to do magic at nothing. Thor is just floating around. I COULD NEVER DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE
“Actually he’s the boss, I just pay for everything, and design everything, make them look cooler.”
Yep, cooler! ;3
stoppp !!
Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language
and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)
but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first
Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke
and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people
and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)
The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”
OMG, I put what the Vision is saying into a binary to text generator–”0100100001000101010011000101000000100000010011010100010100100001″–and it translates to “HELP ME!”
“Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart.” ― Melodie Ramone, After Forever Ends
If Wanda dressed like a comic
he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar…
the s c a r l e t witch
I – no joke – laughed at this for twenty minutes straight.