*witty line*
*drops drumsticks**jumps out of plane*aka Steve Rogers sasses a woman and then flees – a trilogy
Tag: avengers
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
yes
MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK
I woke up my cat laughing at this
So what have you been up to since New York?
The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
steve, if I keep picking you up you’re never gonna walk on your own
“bucky is a villain”
“bucky is the new loki”
“bucky is a brainwashed assassin who is generally a good guy but is forced to do bad things”
this movie ruined me goodbye


