Tag: fml

things i absolutely detest and avoid at all cost: forced socializing
things that are necessary to get anywhere in your career: forced socializing

brakehage:

do u ever start typing out a long opinion post and feel very heated and then halfway through realize nothing matters and time is a flat circle and whatever i’m tired

shinyumbre0n:

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

i think i understand him a bit better now, working in retail would turn anyone into a sadistic mass-murderer

danver:

i’m glad that i have fictional characters and relationships to fill the void in me where love should exist as an actual thing and not just an abstract concept

brittleglory:

i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or gregarious or even were in quite a good mood and had literally no idea you were even coming across as aloof or unpleasant 

bpdpenguins:

friend: *is being distant with me*

me: they probably just need some space or are busy

brain: they hate you and want you out of their life

me: damn you’re right

me: I am young
my noisy joints: are you sure

beyoncepatronus:

who the fuck manages to eat three set separate meals at three set times of the day. who the fuck does that. i eat however much i’m hungry for whenever i’m hungry, which could be anywhere in the range of once a day, six times a day or constantly snacking, depending on the weather, how much i’ve slept, the phase of my menstrual cycle, how annoyed i am, how well i’m dressed, how much work i have to do, how much food i see that day, how gay i’m feeling,