fml – Page 14 – lanablack

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time

me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

altjofficial:

i should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…,,, but i can’t

nevver:

Another day

bpdgenji:

tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it

janemba:

*customers walk in*
Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business

urbancatfitters:

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

blowingwinds:

People who can approach other people they find interesting and become friends with them must have a superpower. I want it too.

me: *desperately needs attention*
me: *isolates myself*
me: yes perfect