someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~
me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time
Tag: fml
tag yourself i’m jacked doritos
me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!
me after work:
that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
do u ever just feel yourself falling in love with someone and ur like oh shit not again
You don’t actually mean that much to me I just enjoy being dramatic
a person: wow you sure have extensive knowledge of [insert interest here], how do you find the time for it?
me: social isolation
me looking for fanfic of a common pairing: it gotta be 20k+, finished, set in Estonia in 1999, T-rated, cooking show AND fake marriage au, no character death, everyone is a genderfluid panromantic ace, at least three cats and seven penguins are involved
me looking for rare pair fanfic: HOLY SHIT IT’S IN ENGLISH *immediately starts reading without even checking the summary*
person:why are you sad?
me:i don’t know
person:no reason?
me:oh no there are plenty of reasons,i’m just not sure which one it is this time.
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
I shared this on Facebook and my mom and dad liked it lmao
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