*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
Tag: fml
me: i’m a hoe
also me: never goes out, has never seen a boy in real life, doesn’t like when people touch me
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”, my first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person
do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee
Me: I am a smart and capable Adult.
Someone else: How about some Responsibility
Me: my name is Fuckup McDisappointment and you will address me as such.
don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever
Watching American movies/shows in which they speak my native language
Me: that’s… that’s not a word
Me: wait what are they saying?
Me: *reads subtitles*
Me: what
You don’t actually mean that much to me I just enjoy being dramatic
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