fml – Page 18 – lanablack

my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed

medicine:

problackgirl:

In 2016…. How embarrassing

if you’re a british citizen or uk resident (where this took place) you can sign the government petition here

nickomg:

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

indianajjones:

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE

usbdongle:

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

thatpersonwhodoesthings:

joliemariella:

I’m sorry, I think you forgot a panel, so I drew it for you

THIS IS SO TRUE I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE ACCURATE

chessys:

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

I need to consume media and popular culture 18 hours a day constantly or I cannot make sense of reality. Technology is good for you. Old people should die

kcnvrmnd:

racheldvncan:

Do you ever suddenly stop liking someone and then everything they do annoys the shit out of you?

Yep.

aptxx4869:

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me