fml – Page 20 – lanablack

underscore-kate:

it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m fine

skellydun:

was there ever I time i wasn’t tired. I feel like I came out of the womb tired. maybe that’s why I was screaming because they woke me up.

latinahoops:

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

imanaires:

@ my skin: please find god

saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

niallandchanyeol:

im glad im so irrelevant on this website no one tries to start drama with me

you: you seem so chill all the time! nothing seems to affect you!
me: it’s depression, my guy

r-is-rad:

oamisoa:

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when people know more about you than you do. I get really excited.