IVE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING SO MUCH
Tag: fml
Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.
I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.
me:*thinks boys are trash*
me: where is my boyfriend
Me
I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*
Me: ah yes
Me: 4am
Me: perfect
someone: hey are u alright
me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do you ask
*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people
*has two things coming up in the same week* ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much
why am i so annoyed, mad and tired all the time
why am i so annoyed, mad and tired all the time
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