me: i want friends

me @ me: u gotta actually talk to ppl if you want basic friendship

me: i can’t read suddenly. i don’t know,

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later
narrator: she didnt

boy-gesserit:

anyway this might be controversial but any temperature over 67 degrees F (20 Celsius) is too hot

cosmic-witch:

that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y’all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

softshoulder:

I don’t care

me 2 the outside world: yeah i don’t really care for personality quizzes
me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

matthitarchive:

perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you

decaheda:

can u believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just.. .date? ? ? and fall in love ? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ?

coltre:

my talents include: being able to pretend I don’t care while I’m actually dying inside