reading smut in english: nice
reading smut in your native language: oh god… that’s… that’s actually really gross… you can’t say that
Tag: fml
*isolates myself and only talks to my Favorite Person* wtf why don’t I have any friends :///
this is actually me
i always cry when someone else realizes i’m not okay
What your birth chart will teach you
Sun: Why do I act and express myself the way I do
Moon: Why do I react and feel the way I do
Ascendent: Why do I see and meet the world the way I do
Mercury: Why do I think and communicate the way I do
Venus: Why do I express affection the way I do
Mars: Why do I express anger and passion the way I do
Jupiter: Where do I feel most confident and where do I push my luck
Saturn: Where do I feel most anxious and where do I need to realize authority
Uranus: Where do I rebel and innovate
Neptune: Where do I lose touch with reality and how do I escape it
Pluto: Where do I feel most powerless and how do I need to let go of ego to transform
Midheaven: What do I want to achieve and who do I want to become
Descendent: What do I project on other people
Immum Coeli: How has my upbringing affected my psychological roots
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
is it just me?
I want to sleep for four years then wake up with a degree, 6 million dollars, and a chemically balanced brain.
I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking
Please don’t ever underestimate my ability to act like I never met you.