bukkakehokage:

Aries – there’s something fundamentally wrong with every one of u

Taurus – ur so lazy and stubborn the world is going to crash down on u one day

Gemini – you are fake and don’t deserve love

Leo – the reason you’re so self centered is because the moment you focus on something else you realize how terrible of a person you are

Cancer – one way ticket to never ending guilt trips

Virgo – i am actually impressed by how smug you are despite having a terrible personality

Libra – once u get past all the barriers you put up ur actually a very unpleasant person

Scorpio – didnt know it was possible to have ur head shoved so far up your own ass but here u are

Sagittarius – if you were a little more self aware you’d realize you’re a giant douche

Capricorn – despite what u may think ur actually a very boring person with the personality of a wash cloth

Aquarius – past ur cool n calm exterior is a shit ton of problems nobody wants to deal with

Pisces – you treat everyone like shit n then wonder why no one likes u