Do you know how badly I want to work in a bookstore?!

THE SIGNS REALIZING THEY’RE FALLING FOR SOMEONE

Aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER
Taurus: Is this indigestion
Gemini: What the fuck no
Cancer: Not again
Leo: Oh Gawd
Virgo: No thanks
Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY
Scorpio: But why me tho
Sagittarius: Okay but why
Capricorn: I did not sign up for this
Aquarius: Bye
Pisces: Fuck

nevillles:

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

me:*sleeps until 2 pm*
me: wtf ??? why are days so short ??? i dont have time to do anything !?!

behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

pitfather:

*always in the middle of an existential crisis* its fine bro its just how i live now im ok

joshpeck:

words that i’d ideally like to describe myself as: positive and angelic
words that actually describe me: jealous and bitter

agenderghirahim:

am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me

priestmahad:

i don’t think i could date an actor because like if they got a role that required them to be super intimate with another person every time they got home i would just stare at them like

“you were acting a lil TOO well today…..”