Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?
Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*
Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
Me: *never exercises ever*
Me: I just don’t get it
Tag: fml
Relationship Status: Waiting for a miracle.
I have very few friends irl but I have reached a point in my self love journey where I can zip up my dress by myself, comfortably eat alone in public, and make myself laugh until my stomach hurts. At this point I welcome anyone to love me but I don’t need them to.
Reblog if your tumblr url is the same one you started with.
This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.
As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.
Social experiment.
If you HAVE changed your URL Click Here
are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are
being self-taught in coding sure sounds cool but the truth is that 99% of the learning process consisted of “okay if i delete this part and add this what do i fuck up”
The new Canadian passport under black light will blow your mind.
literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
the signs as disney villains
Aries: Cruella DeVille
Taurus: Gaston
Gemini: Ursula
Cancer: Hades
Leo: Maleficent
Virgo: Hans
Libra: Jafar
Scorpio: Captain hook
Sagittarius: The queen of hearts
Capricorn: Evil queen (Snow White)
Aquarius: Scar
Pisces: Yzma
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