- Aries– “ALRIGHT LET’S GO!!”
- Taurus– “just another 30 min…”
- Gemini– ”where’s my phone?”
- Cancer– “everybody hates me”
- Leo– “Oh shit who is that?”
- Virgo– “I’m tired… I’ll call in sick”
- Libra– “I have nothing to wear!!”
- Scorpio– “death and darkness”
- Sagittarius– “where am i? how did I get here?”
- Capricorn– “better get to it!”
- Aquarius– “I am God”
- Pisces– “can’t wait for my nap”
Tag: fml
There was a part of me that realized we weren’t going to last, but that wasn’t going to stop me. Somehow I needed you in my lungs, etched on my skin, and laced on my lips.
Jenn Satsune (via ohsatsune)
Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did
Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)
*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* 🙂
my heart says yes but my anxiety says no
me
Going out.
Me: Mom, I’m going out.
Mother: Are you telling me or asking for my permission?
Me: I’m asking for money.
fstw:
I don’t need a significant other just a significant income
I just found out that in the Twitter-character-interviews Cassie (as Magnus) mentioned that Alec snored. Now I have my fair share of experience with snoring people …
Me when other people snore: *standing with a pillow next to their bed* I can make it look like an accident, right?
Me thinking about Alec snoring: I bet it’s kind of cute.
– no, of course I am not biased when it comes to Alec Lightwood …
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