fml – Page 53 – lanablack

raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via dollpoetry)

porkrub:

I keep forgetting Im like an adult and not 16….like…I can tell my parents no….they don’t own me…..but I still live under their roof and they pay for my insurance and phone so it’s like…..awkward….I’m free….but not because I’m poor

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more

Me (via anihanki)