hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
Tag: fml
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
This.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
This guy protects the galaxy
Chronic bitchface.
not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?
23:04 (via oeroun)
Deadlines just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.
In which Percy Jackson has spoken the truth about every student ever. (via percabooty)
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
my day
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