i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart
Tag: fml
me: *not religious*
me: oh my god
me: praise the lord
me: thank god
me: oh dear lord
me: jesus christ
me: good god
Chữ quên 忘 kết hợp từ chữ vong 亡 và chữ tâm 心 nghĩa là phải chết cả cõi lòng mới có thể lãng quên.
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
I didn’t get over it, but I got used to it.
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
Potential employer: so what’s your availabil-
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
Maybe one day we’ll meet again when we’re different people.
Maybe then we’ll be better for each other.