my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
Tag: fml
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
I could start fires with what I feel for you.
(via hefuckin)
Mom: your rooms dirty
Me: then stay out of it
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
creativity like “yo”,
attention span like “no”.
You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
