fml – Page 68 – lanablack

This just in: Contrary to popular belief, “AU” does not mean “Stupid excuse to be OOC”

halfliight:

_{I am}_selfish

_{I am}_jealous

_{Why would}_you

_{Ever want}_me

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

cursethegoldfish:

Remebering you have a test

howtotrainyouralpha:

I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed-

once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

colethewolf:

leepaceohgodyourface:

jaclcfrost:

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

#can i bang him

#can he bang me

oh dear

attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke