reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

jollyasaroger:

nothingelsetodohere:

I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence.

mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.

kurokocchiiii:

people who draw really beautiful things with complicated backgrounds and complicated compositions and complicated coloring

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle