Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
Tag: fml
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
very very very below average
You forgot to put another “very”
“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Only your mom is allowed to ask you some easily googleable shit.
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
When people are speaking in the language you’re studying, but then you can’t understand a word
lanablack 