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Tag: fml
Wow you’re a JERK. A really cute jerk with an adorable nose and a cute voice and I WANT TO THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF WITH SHARKS WAITING FOR YOU but before they get you I want to save you from falling and kiss and cuddle you BUT AFTER THAT THE SHARKS CAN EAT YOUR STUPID DUMB adorable cute quirky self ugh
when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series
this isn’t even exaggerated.
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER
THAT HAS NOTHING
BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING
AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
i don’t know about you, but failure has never made me want to try harder to succeed.
failure just makes me want to lie down and never do anything ever again
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
