“why do you reblog your own posts”
because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like
Tag: fml
“Describe your style"
anything on sale
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
what i literally do not understand ,
is why its ok
to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be
like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make me feel like shit
you’re supposed to bring your kids self esteem up not shatter it
if I ever get abducted by aliens, I hope they look like thor
If I ever meet an alien that looks like Thor, abduction won’t be necessary.
dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie
i wanna experience myself in 3rd person i wanna see how much i hate myself
This is for all the people who behave like cats and use their laptops for heat.
Also, if you see in the second panel, I’ve made a little shout out to the humor blog Tastefully Offensive! The guy who runs it, Christian Baker, has had Doodle Time’s back since the wayy beginning and I owe a great deal of my success to him. So please go check out that blog if you’re looking for more funny stuff 🙂
It happens if you say, ‘I love you’ to your mother not very often.
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
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