*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
What does you mean with “but”?!
BRING ALL OF THEM
Tag: fml
me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
when i see my notp
That moment when you look into the mirror after switching the part of your bangs to the other side and you see a completely different person’s face but you’re not sure if you approve of this new face or not.
lanablack 