Hello Daphne, can I request no 24 and 29 for the otp questions? :)

a-q-d:

Hey Sam!

Sorry it took me forever to answer your ask.

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Kanda, because a) he enjoys carrying Lavi, because Lavi always admires
how strong he is (because it’s true and he likes the smug glint in Kanda’s eyes
whenever he says it) and b) Kanda doesn’t like piggyback rides. He only allowed
Lavi to carry him once, because of a leg injury (in canon on a mission and in a
modern au because he slipped). Kanda is not a big fan of public displays of
affection, which Lavi respects and so he mostly only asks for piggyback rides
when they’re alone, for example at home or on a hike.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Both of them do. Kanda complains every time Lavi holds the umbrella,
because he’s flustered and blushing and hates every second of it, while Lavi is
delighted, because it’s adorable. When Kanda holds the umbrella, Lavi blushes,
too, but only a little. He enjoys it a lot (just like the piggyback rides),
because he feels so cared for. He lets Kanda take the umbrella the most of the
times, because he knows that Kanda enjoys looking out for him. Since Kanda
doesn’t like holding hands in public, Lavi bumps their shoulders together whenever
they stop at a red light. They both get a little wet, since they’re quite tall,
but they don’t care.

Thank you very much for the ask! This was fun.

onlyblackgirl:

agent-of-whimsy:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

wife: “are you ok”

Husband : “dont talk to me”

My mom and aunties watched this and were laughing hysterically.

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly – not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST