myalexanderlightwood:

NONNIE YOU ARE TOTALLY IN FOR A TREAT BECAUSE I AM TIPSY AND I AM SO HONEST WHEN I AM TIPSY.

Anyway… *AHEM*

As you are well aware, Jack Falahee has amazing hair and it has magical properties. If anyone disagrees with me on that, I’ll be waiting in the parking lot. BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT.

When you gel his hair down, the magical properties are unable to do “their thing”, so season one Connor’s hair makes me cry a lot! It’s often very gelled down and I can’t with that. Although, murder night 1.0 Connor’s hair CAN GET IT. (Can hair get it? WHATEVER THIS HAIR CAN.) Of all the Connor Walsh hair styles, that is my absolute favorite! It’s messy and mussed and it’s ridiculous, but i love it. And let’s be real, no matter how that hair gets messed up, it’s fucking wonderful.

With that said though, I do prefer season two much better, although, some episodes, it’s too poofy? Like, it should be able to fly on its own in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade because wtf, hair stylists? It has so much poofiness and airiness that I don’t understand????

We need a happy medium, y’all. Like gelled, but mussed? Like I’m sure you’ve seen pictures of Jack’s hair from coachella? YEAH THAT HAIR WOULD BE PERFECT FOR CONNOR. (Maybe not because it isn’t “professional” enough, but whatever, GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!)

Also, I appreciate season two hair more because it feeds into my headcanon that Ollie has a hair pulling kink and it was a lot harder to pull when it was cemented to Connor’s head. So. there’s that too!