The meaningful haircut is a trope that needs to die.
Either that or make it more hilarious by making it more realistic. Let’s face it, pretty much no one dramatically cuts their hair while sobbing into the mirror: we dye it. Drastically. And fuck it up badly because holy fuck home bleaching is a terrible idea.
TL;DR I want more people on TV with terribly dyed hair in response to their problems instead of artsy bobs.
This is a very special show. Here are my favorite parts from it
“When you saved my life, i put my trust in you. Now you need to put your trust in me.” how can you argue with that
“Look at all this stuff, these screens. Can any of this help me find Simon?”
#millennials
*every line Alec says* His lack of human emotion just really speaks to me
“I used to wish my dad was still alive.” Well he is. And he’s a dick. So congratulations.
“Don’t touch that, you don’t know how to use it.” “What, like at Pandemonium, when I killed that demon?” Yeah, when Clary stood there and the demon fell onto the sword she happened to be holding. stfu Alec, Clary’s a fucking pro
“…it wants to respond. You have to be firm with it, let it know who’s boss…there, you make it a part of yourself, and it a part of you…” try to figure out if Jace is talking about a sword or his dick. it’s impossible
fancy sex tent in the middle of NYC
“The only thing I have to do tonight is you.” If i had a nickel every time I heard that one (.25 cents)(i’m very alluring)
this jalapeño pepper tattoo
“We need to save Simon, not hang around a bunch of posers.” Clary is pretty much just an asshole right? like that is what it says under the character description I’m guessing. Clary Fray: just an asshole
“Go complement him on his motorcycle. They like that.” what
“Great job Izzie! You have fairy dust on your dress.” So is fairy dust…cum? I’m going to go with cum. Rude, Alec. Never point out the cum on your sister’s dress.
Me on the phone:
Just pick it up and immediately start talking. That is definitely how phones work.
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