black panther thor ragnarok and winter soldier are THE top three marvel movies. they inhabit their own plane of existence untouched by evils like iron man 2 and age of Ultron. they r the mean girls of marvel. everyone wants to be them but CAN’T
you know who’s a white man you can’t escape? domhnall gleeson. you see his pale ginger ass in every single fuckin movie you’ve ever known or liked. harry potter? he was in it. star wars? that as well. the new fuckin,,,,peter rabbit shit, black mirror. i watched that winnie the pooh movie. i cried. you bet your ass he was in it too. you don’t even know who the fuck this is. ‘who’s domnhall gleeson’ you’re saying as you’re probably googling him right now. but as soon as you clap eyes on that smug irish motherfucker his entire life force is going to fuse with your own and you’ll never be able to escape this orange man as long as you live
every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf
like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:
1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea
2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen
3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out
If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.
“Your actions make you good, not your stuff. Unless that stuff is your cologne. Integrity is important too, but most of all it’s about cologne, trust me. Throw on your sexy jacket and your Cologne of Integrity and walk the streets beard-first, with your head held high. Because cologne makes you a good person. Be a good cologne-wearing man today.”
Hemsworth’s Hugo Boss advert is literally nonsense and we’re all too distracted by how motherfucking attractive he is to even notice.
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