fancykraken:

Frigga walking around with her newborn sons all happy and glowy, showing her babies off to the court and Asgard’s citizens. People are quick to not question Frigga about how suddenly one baby became two and one does seem a little older than the other:

Some lord or lady: What beautiful babies, my queen! But who does this other one belong to?

Frigga: They’re my twin boys!

Lord or lady: *clearly uncomfortable* Oh, well, they just look-

Frigga, dagger appearing in her hand, smiling wide: They’re twins.

Lord or lady: o-of course, my queen! *runs*

aerialsquid:

Shout-out to the little girl in the theater for Thor: Ragnarok, who kept asking slightly loud questions to her attendants at intervals (as little children are wont to do), but at Thor’s first major shirtless scene gasped and went “MUSCLES!”.

Us too, kid. Us too.

thorkyrie:

aloneindarknes7:

thorkyrie:

Team Revengers really is the winning team, if for no other reason than the power of friendship. Like Thor’s gunna roll up to earth with a spaceship full of people who love him and meet up with his team like “Hey guys, this is my new friend Valkyrie, and my new friend Korg, and my new friend Miek, and of course you know Heimdal, oh and I found Hulk, too! Its so good to have friends!” meanwhile Tony’s only friend is a teenager and Steve’s been eating rocks in a cave alone for a year. Team Thor all the way.

Hey, don’t read if you don’t like spoilers!

Except for the fact that the post-credits scene showed Thanos’ ship pulling up. Also that we saw the Infinity Wars starting with Thor being hit by the Guardians’ ship so he’s clearly been floating in space alone for a bit. So…Team Revengers might be a little more dead then we just saw because they’re the first ones to face Thanos before Infinity War even begins.

Hey did you see the part of this post where I said Steve eats rocks?

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