Tag: lol

wekilledthebeast:

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop/rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[ ] One of your favorite colour is red or gold.
[ ] You get good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[2] You plan on going to college/university. 
Total: 2

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[ ] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
Total: 3

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You like to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
Total: 8

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[x] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
Total: 10

Result: Slytherin

hahahastarrysleeper:

theblackship:

lionphantom:

godcolorsintheworld:

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom. 

thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven

book-sexual:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

thescienceofjohnlock:

taylorpotato:

dave-vriska:

snufflechopsplastic:

bottledminx:

hisa-ai:

Is that so?

reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true

Most of the time, it is true, because swear words are stored in the ‘emotions area’ of the brain, rather than the linguistics area.

fuck yes

SO MARTIN FREEMAN IS JESUS

Well fuck me

Just to add with this with a bit of science, I went to a lecture on swearing once, and we were provided with a diagram of the brain. Swear words are, indeed, stored in the limbic system (the parts of the brain that deal with emotion). That’s why when we experience a shock, be it touching something hot or being given a surprise gift or having to suddenly swerve, we tend to swear on reflex. Just as an animal might mewl, we swear, because it’s the best audible sign of shock our body can produce, and the one most likely to make our emotions evident to other people, and hence receive help if we need it.

are you saying that every time my kitten cries in the morning he’s going

“GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE I’M SO FUCKING HUNGRY GOD IT’S FUCKING GODDAM BREAKFAST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT HUMANS"