The Witch wears Prada.

The Signs and Their Husbands

Aries: Leonardo DiCaprio
Taurus: Tyler Posey
Gemini: Jake Gyllenhaal
Cancer: Dave Franco
Leo: Dylan O’ Brien
Virgo: Drake
Libra:Zayn Malik
Scorpio: Jamie Dornan
Sagittarius: Zac Efron
Capricorn: Avan Jogia
Aquarius: Jack Falahee
Pisces: Alfred Enoch

bisexualsugden:

i didn’t think coliver could get any more fanfiction but it just reached maximum fanfiction, next level fanfiction, this is the fanfictioniest fanfiction, fucking “I LOVE YOU” drunk passing out no sex?? thank you @god and special honors to the fanfic writer who snuck their way into the htgawm writers room

nightships:

i feel like graham dying and going on to become christian grey is the equivalent of cedric diggory dying and going on to become edward cullen

ludakristen:

kims-possible:

ludakristen:

*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo

Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.

This is amazing

This is true power

thejupiterspy:

i love that show how to train your mother. wait, i mean, how I met your murderer… no, wait i mean, how to get away with your dragon… how to succeed in murder without really trying. no no sorry i mean how I murdered your dragon… how to get away with meeting your mother… no wait…

dan3duh:

Character Development:

Sad Connor with a Pillow —> Happy Connor with a Pillow

pirachu:

being self-taught in coding sure sounds cool but the truth is that 99% of the learning process consisted of “okay if i delete this part and add this what do i fuck up”