ask-magnus-alec:

Glitter is the only mundane invention that is worth my attention. That, and coffee machines and leather jackets. Glitter is a blessing, honey. Cherish it. -M

I….actually, I have way more experience in the area of removing glitter from my hair as it is I who falls victim to Magnus’ glitter attacks. Dear, here you go. -A

Shadowhunter: Hey, we need your help.
Magnus: No
Shadowhunter: But we really need you to do the thing.
Magnus: NO! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SO TIRED OF YOU NEPHILIM THINKING YOU CAN JUST COME IN HERE AND DEMAND MY SERVICES AS IF MY MAGIC IS UNQUESTIONABLY YOU-
Shadowhunter: Alec wants you to do that thing.
Magnus: When do we start

damonssalvatoree:

werewolfzero:

Soul Mate AU where everybody is born with heterochromia- your right eye is your own natural color but your left is the color of your soul mate’s. And it’s only once you meet and recognize your own eye staring back at you that your eyes change to match

Please change your career to writer immediately