“Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
Tag: the internet
its never too early for “a cynical year in review of tumblr memes” post
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
Negatives of being a celebrity
instead of flirting guys should just start doing weird complex dances in colorful outfits to seduce us like most birds of paradise do to attract mates
let me introduce you to the wonderful world of kpop
hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
idk man i think its pronounced gif
imagine how is touch the sky
Dammit, Moon Moon!
if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing
SUPERWHOLOCK thingy
is that john green
forever reblog.
two types of people
THIS!!! XD
I tried so hard to scroll past this
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Stumbled upon the national flag of our people.
of the united fandoms of tumblr, and to the feels for which it stands, many nations, under fanfic, with shipping and porn for all (via Race)
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