freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay

divinedorothy:

please stop mocking benedict cumberbatch for the way he looks, this will have dire ramifications for earth’s relationship with sur’kesh and all other salarian planets. He is an ambassador to this planet and if humans ever want a seat on the council they’re going to have to learn to stop mocking other species for their appearances

pokatris:

not-team-rocket:

freddieboychilton:

chiltonomics:

I’m watching Spiderman 2 and it’s only me and one guy in the theater. This is the closest to a date I’ve ever gotten.

start moving closer to him verrrry slowly, one seat at a time.

he’ll never know what hit him

And when you’re sitting next to him, take a sip from his soda and say,” I’m glad you could make it”.

when you’re close enough to him, whisper ”HAIL HYDRA” in his ear