#this is a coffeeshop au screaming to be brought into existence #i don’t care what fandom or what pairing #someone write it #and send it to me
Tag: the internet
Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.
My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself
This is bullshit because it wouldn’t get that much detail so small we literally have a 3d printer and it would take hours-days to create that just on the computer and then about 5 hours to print so I don’t think so no
are
you
seriously
calling
me
a
liar?
SPOONING
Little Spoon:
- feeling safe and secured
- it feels so warm mmmm
- straight to sleep bc comfy
Big Spoon:
- face full of hair
- one dead arm
- awkward boner
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
America:
Australia:
Britain:
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
lanablack 