booksmart or streetsmart?

aries: reads books about becoming streetsmart
taurus: streetsmart because they forget what they read
gemini: probably reads books on the street
cancer: streetsmart because they dont read any smart books
leo: streetsmart wishing they were booksmart
virgo: uses booksmarts on the streets
libra: pretend to be booksmart by listening to others who are booksmart
scorpio: booksmart with just the right stuff about the streetlife
sagittarius: booksmart, completely lost in the streets
capricorn: could be really streetsmart but choses to become booksmart because they think its more prestigous
aquarius: booksmart, pretending to be streetsmart
pisces: streetsmart and booksmart but dont know how to use either